Welcome to Perimenopause—where your hormones throw tantrums, your sweat glands betray you, and everyone you know suddenly becomes insufferable. This isn’t a graceful glide into menopause; it’s a hormonal demolition derby. From mood swings that scare your pets to periods that ghost you like a bad ex, we break it all down with humor, honesty, and a dash of rage. Buckle up, it's about to get steamy—literally.